he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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