are you so shy because you have an std?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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