No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
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Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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