Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
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omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
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She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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