Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
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