My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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