We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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