THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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