if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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