I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
we made out on top of his cat.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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