This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
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I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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