did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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