Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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