Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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