i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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