at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
its liver damage thursday
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