I need help removing her.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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