I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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