she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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