did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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