Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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