ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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