Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
It's never too late to be topless.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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