yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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