I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
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Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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