i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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