Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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