This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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