U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I enjoy the company of your penis
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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