My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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