Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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