She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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