Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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