she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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