We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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