Having a random hookup so left but love u
...so i touched it.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
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No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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