I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
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He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
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I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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