Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
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I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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