i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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