Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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