Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
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