Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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