This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
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Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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