got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
this boner is exhausting
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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