Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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