Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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