Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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