The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
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he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
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Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
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