Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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