Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
kristin has been a bad kristin
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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